dear mr. postman,

dear mr. postman (and i say postman, not postal worker, because i know you are, in fact, a man),

i know that, until recently, i had a day job and was pretty much never home during the day, save for days i was playing hooky or saturdays, of course. but that doesn't mean you shouldn't at least try to give me packages. seriously. i've been anxiously awaiting that little box of amazingness for a month now, and i know for sure you didn't even bother knocking at all to see if i was home. because i was here typing away at my laptop. you just snuck the little slip through the door and went on your way, without my knowing what had arrived.

so, until further notice, i'm totally mad at you. if i had known the slip was there when i saw you cramming my mail through my mailslot, i would have opened the door and probably chased you down the street (i've been known to do that before - like when i ordered my friend's birthday present from stellaloella last november, remember?) and then i could just tell you that i'm home mostly during the day now, and i could have saved myself from a long, hot trip down to the post office package place, which is not only creepy, but a total pain. and i could be wearing my pretty necklace this very minute. maybe i'll tape a little note above the slot for tomorrow. yes, that's what i'll do. just don't mess it up twice, okay?

xoxo,
sara.

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dear everyone outside today,

yes, it is quite hot, isn't it?

love,
sara.

Comments

[jennifer]

dear sara,
you crack me up to no end.
xoxo
~jennifer

[stilettoheights]

dear sara

you are totally adorable....maybe leave a little note for him, but write it in angry handwriting!!

xoxo
jenn

[Stephanie G.]

I hope he read your note the next day!

I am mad at my postman until further notice as well.